Watching Invincible on BBC 1. Mark Wahlberg looks like the halfway stage between Bruce Banner and the Hulk in the 70s TV show.
Whoever thought the iPhone’s random word capitalisation was a good idea deserves to have his testicles fed to him.
Please excuse the following language: Fucking what a fucking fuck of a bastard day. And now to fucking drive for 2 fucking hours. Fuck.
Had to leave work despite not being fucking finished due to work PC acting like a twat. It was about to be chucked through a fucking window.
Mike Dean may be the biggest twat in football. Even bigger than Michel Platini. And that takes some doing.
Christ it’s windier outside than my arse after a curry. And with that, time to retire for the evening.
Shooting Stars!! YeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhandholyfuckhowbaldisBobnow????
Whooooaaaa!!! Just switched over from BBC2 to HD, and Ulrika had been replaced by a leather handbag. See for yourself! #shootingstars
Oh dear, with all that’s happened at West Ham tonight and Sky Sports News advertise The Firm during the break! D’oh!!
Harmy on a hat-trick! Clark falls. Now that’d be a way to finish #ashes
Siddle gone! Very close now, very close #ashes
Brilliant! Was is it with these wickets in bunches today? Come on, result before close #ashes
This might be a stupid question but does anyone know why on Sky Sports HD I keep getting a grainy picture on those hi-def slo-mo replays?
Vital, vital wicket there. I need a bucket to collect the sweat I’m about to wipe from my brow #ashes
I can’t believe I’m still hungover. Been about as useful tonight as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest… who’s blind… and deaf.
Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy! Joy! Happy! Joy! Happy! Joy! #ashes #eloquence
And so yet another weekend disappears amidst consumption of cheap alcohol and questionable takeaways, causing a feeling of general shiteness
Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Ashes are won!! Woooooooooo!!!!!!!! #ashes
Shane Warne doing his best to hide his pain, but not good enough. Shouldn’t mock, but we’ve had enough from our Oz counterparts #ashes
2-0 West Brom c’mon!!! I’m a Baggies fan today!!
Wicket! That is plum. Well done Swanny #ashes
I am not nearly as drunk as I would like to be. The fact that this tweet is somewhat coherent is proof enough.
Such a sweet sight http://twitpic.com/excff
Get in!!!! 600 smacker, tonight is going to be a good night!
Second wicket! The #ashes are coming home!
Bowled!! All out 160. Excuse my snigger. Now knock up a quick 150-200, declare and have 2 1/2 days to bowl ‘em out #ashes
I… may be a little tipsy right now.
Oh beer I love you!! With all my heart.
RT @CllrTim: Captains decide to settle it with impromptu game of scissors-stone-paper. England FTW! #ashes http://yfrog.com/459m6j
RT @RichLLoyd: as heard on 5live, new Australian cricket website - www.www.ww :-) #ashes
Time for bed. Ok bedroom, time to spin like you’ve never spun before!
Alcohol + Twitter = much regret
Tipsy earlier, extreeeeeeemely drunk now. Woo!
Aaaarghh The Punisher is on but I need to go to bed soon. Is it wrong to admit it’s a guilty pleasure of mine? Mucho revenge and violence.
Finally got two seconds to look at the Avatar trailer. Decidedly underwhelmed, dare I say Mr Cameron may have overhyped himself?
Watching new tricks, man there are a lot of old dogs in this. Ooooohhhhhhh I see what they’ve done there! Tsk, you guys!
I think Wes Brown is still chasing down Paterson’s dummy now. Sold!
What a peach of a goal. To dig up that old saying… You don’t stop those.
JCVD is on Five right now! That is definitely getting recorded.
Time to watch Match of the Day and witness the moment of the season… three weeks in.
Anyone else thinking Rooney and Defoe for England’s front pair?
With that shirt, that ‘fro and that ‘tache, David James is the campest 70s porn star in history.
About to watch The International. The DVD menu has many shots of people looking shifty or worried.
Gym done. 25-30 miles all-in-all with a combination of cross-trainer, bike and treadmill. Felt good thankfully. Now to blow it all with FOOD
Right, off to the gym. It’s time to whip my doughy arse back into shape.
Laptop all set up, incredibly happy with that purchase. Now time to play some poker and hopefully improve on last week.
Good start to the day at work, the whole place smells of horseshit and I’ve received my new photo ID which makes me look stoned.
The International was just awful. Trying to be too important for it’s own good, and every line of dialogue is The Most Important Thing Ever.
Some quintessential English scenery http://twitpic.com/e42za
Robin Hood’s Bay http://twitpic.com/e4gnp