October 2009
38 posts
The Men Who Stare at Goats – Trailer →
It is about time that we see a film about “real life” Jedi’s. I for one am very excited about this film, but personally find it very hard to believe that it is based on a true story.
Psychosis – Poster →
I am a huge sucker for movie posters, and other memorabilia. I think that watching trailers, and looking at all of the marketing material is almost better than watching the actual…
Site Update →
Hey everyone, just a quick update. We have just made a quick update to our commenting system.
Your previous comments will be gone for a while, but dont worry, they will be back and…
Men in Black 3 →
The last few months have been insane for me, and have not left much time for my baby, MovieGuys. Hopefully I can get back into the swing of things and be able to keep things…
Dear Boss
If you want me to do all the things that I have to do, please stop sending me to stupid fucking meetings up and down the country. Here’s something you may not have learned in your ‘How-to-turn-into-Bill-Lumbergh-from-Office-Space’ seminar: I can only get things done if I’m actually there to do them!
And shockingly, I flunked witchcraft and wizadry before I learned how...
Beyond Help
Now then, when you get a new follower, does anyone else check back at what you’ve posted to make sure it’s funny/interesting enough to keep them? No…? Me neither! I was just checking you guys didn’t, because… heh… it’d just be weird… and… I would tell you that that’s a weird thing to do… heh… because it’s weird.
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Addictive
crazycolours:
Ah that’s how it starts out. Next thing you know you’ll post GPOYs all day just to keep your tumblrarity above 1000. Then you’ll realise that high tumblrarity = no life.
It’ll take a while though. I’ll enjoy reading all your posts!
I’m over 100 now, 100!! I want to thank my parents, my brother, my friends, all those people who believed in me. THIS IS FOR YOU!!
Plan of Action
My house is a mess. In fact that’s an insult to messes all over the world. What this needs is action, immediate action!
So what I plan to do is piss about on here for a couple of hours, then watch four hours of football, then maybe have a shave, then dinner, then we’ll see.
Because there can be no room for procrastination today!
Oh Yeah
I’d forgotten I had movieguys set up as an RSS feed, whoops! Ah well, double self-promotion is better than no self-promotion! So say the C-List celebs who populate my newspaper every damn day.
Edge of Darkness – Trailer →
James Cameron’s upcoming Avatar may be getting all of the hype lately, but there’s one film fast approaching which is exciting me the most - Edge of Darkness.
There’s one quite…
More Shameless Self-Promotion
So, new post on movieguys on the Edge of Darkness trailer. Check it out:
http://www.movieguys.org/movie-trailers/edge-of-darkness-trailer/
Useless Memory Retention
Why is it that I can’t remember important stuff - birthdays, appointments, the answers to all the questions ever asked on Who Wants to be a Millionaire - yet as soon as Mark Morrison’s Return of the Mack comes on I instantly remember EVERY word and beat??
Seriously brain, you can let some of the lyrics to old songs go, I don’t mind. Hell, write off all of the 80s and early 90s...
Tumblr T-Shirts
God those are some ugly fucking models aren’t they?
Wait, did I just waltz into another heated discussion again? Whoops, I’ll just sit over here by the curtains and not look at anyone or touch anything.
Ooh is that dip?
Addictive
So, to someone who previously abused his tumblr (i.e. me) as a neglected twitter-bin, getting up to the lofty(!) heights of 59 tumblarity is addictive! This shit is like crack. Get out, get out now while you still can!
Who knew I was such a popularity whore. Oh yeah, everyone whose path I’ve ever crossed.
Reblog if you've never seen Fight Club.
coyotesqrl:
anotherangle:
lilfoot:
Because I sure haven’t.
I hate boxing, or any violent movie.No intentions of seeing it, I’m a sci-fi nut…
Shockingly, I’ve never seen it. Read the book - thought it was serviceable but not the manifesto for a generation some people seem to think - and will probably eventually catch the film.
Can I just chip in with my two pennies worth of not wanted...
All Men Suck
So it seems married men who lie about it are getting a bit of a kicking on here tonight.
In their defense, their wives are horrible, horrible people, and their kids are REALLY annoying. And how do you know they’re not in polygamous relationships? Pre-judgers all of you!
What, not funny? Arse.
Reblog with your ninja name.
So I had JUST added my ninja name when I turned on the TV and The Last Samurai was the first thing that came on. Coincidence?? I think not! So I take my leave now, I go to be a highly-trained assassin.
Pray you never see me again…
Reblog with your ninja name.
xntrek:
luckyshirt:
alwaysmemberneverforget:
poisonedkiss:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J- zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O- mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T- chi U- do V- ru W- mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
You may call me…Mikashitafu.
I shortened mine to just “kilukushi”!
Tadomimefu
Man, I would get my ass kicked EVERY DAY at ninja school with a name like that.
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A wee bit nervous
crazycolours:
If people don’t know me, and want to know a bit more about me, sometimes other people who do know me will direct them to my tumblr for them to find out about me. You get me?
This makes me a wee bit nervous. Crazycolours is someone who is secret from real life people. A bunch of imaginary people know Crazycolours’ real name and I don’t mind that. Just because I don’t want...
A Little Late Secret Tumblr
You suck.
I suck.
They suck.
We suck.
This sucks.
Airlocks suck… when opened… though technically the air is being blown rather than sucked… this tends to happen if you’re in a film set in space… like Aliens… or Event Horizon… or Sunshine… why are all these astronauts so careless, aren’t they supposed to be geniuses… the plural...
Awesome Movie Stuff!!!
Ok now I’ve got your attention, please check out the site I just published my first film article to on www.movieguys.org. Mine is the review of The Damned United.
The site is still picking up, so come have a look and increase our audience! New post coming soon on the Edge of Darkness trailer.
Shameless self-promotion over. I thank you…
I got slapped by a dwarf today - is that 7 years...
crazycolours:
lilykily:
yayaa:
brienis:
crazycolours:
Seriously, today in town. I was too stunned to do anything. I got in his way and he slapped me on the bum and pushed me out of his path.
This is the most amazing story ever.
Nothing I do today will compare to this. Dammit!
They don’t like to be called dwarfs! It’s MIDGETS!
I thought they didn’t like being called midgets!
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Secret Message Tumblr
crazycolours:
This seems to be a thing today so:
1. I don’t deserve to have you love me.
2. I don’t deserve to have you love me either.
3. I don’t deserve to have you hate me.
4. You’ll find your way, you’re doing it right.
5. I’m sorry.
I’ll take 1, 4 and 8. 8 was ‘You dance better than John Travolta himself. Rock on’
I got slapped by a dwarf today - is that 7 years...
crazycolours:
Seriously, today in town. I was too stunned to do anything. I got in his way and he slapped me on the bum and pushed me out of his path.
He must have *stifled snigger* short man syndrome!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The Best Post... Ever!!
(Something droll, nonchalant and undeniably charming)
Told ya.
Soooooooo.......
In the absence of any meaningful relationship with a member of the opposite sex, I’ve decided that I’m going to sleep my way round the UK and Ireland, spreading joy and chlamydia wherever I go.
This IS the right outlook to have, yes…?
All the melodrama of a Spanish soap opera
So it would seem there has been a lot of melodrama around these parts lately, so please allow me to add my own to the pot…
For the past year or so I’ve been living in a haze. A haze of not knowing what I want or who I am, of living the life others expect me to live.
Something this evening made me absolutely realise what I want for the first time in a long while. Unfortunately the...
Hooray!
I just submitted my first ever film review to be published online. It may be a small site and not a paying gig, but I am as happy as hell that I can tick that particular item off my list of things to do. Hopefully it will be the first of many.
I'm gonna be on TV
crazycolours:
Just thought I’d show off let you all know.
This isn’t gonna be some quick interview on the news or whatever like any of the other times… it will be a whole hour long documentary programme what I am going to be narrating and talking a lot on camera.
I’m a wee bit excited!
When, when, WHEN is this car crash going to be polluting our screens?
My Take on Religion...
For no apparent reason, other than it has been playing on my mind lately, here’s my take on religion…
Basically, there are two sides of my brain which are at war on the subject. One side WANTS to believe there is a deity, a heaven, a hell and a purgatory. Reward for the good, punishment for the evil, and a long wait at a theological dentist’s office for those in between. ...
