March 2010
6 posts
Rumor: FX Talks Archer Movie! →
Let me just start by saying that this bit of news is 100% RUMOR at this point in time. I received this tip from a MovieGuys reader, and I am unable to confirm this bit of news. …
Mar 13th
Tron Legacy – Trailer →
The first trailer for Tron Legacy has been released and it looks, for want of a better adjective, stunning. This is just as well, given the impression the original Tron left in the…
Mar 12th
Robin Hood – Trailer →
A second, longer trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood has been released, with further footage of Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett and Mark Strong. Considering how excited I have been…
Mar 12th
Robin Hood – Trailer →
A second, longer trailer for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood has been released, with further footage of Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett and Mark Strong. Considering how excited I have been…
Mar 11th
Tron Legacy – Trailer →
The first trailer for Tron Legacy has been released and it looks, for want of a better adjective, stunning. This is just as well, given the impression the original Tron left in the…
Mar 10th
Immigrants (L.A. Dolce Vita) Review →
The other night I was browsing the DVD selection at my usual video store when I noticed Immigrants (L.A. Dolce Vita). At first I just looked over the film, as it looked like a…
Mar 8th
January 2010
10 posts
New Kick-Ass Trailer →
Further to the teaser trailer released late-2009, a new expanded trailer for Kick-Ass has emerged, showing more of the cast and extended action scenes. I don’t think I’m the only…
Jan 13th
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Avatar Review →
A belated review of James Cameron’s Avatar. Which is probably for the best, as the dust has now settled on all the hype and hyperbole, even as it is breaking more box office records…
Jan 13th
A-Team Trailer and Cast Update →
A bootlegged version of the first A-Team movie trailer leaked onto the internet last week, forcing WB into releasing their official hi-res version. It starts with hints that Joe…
Jan 12th
Spider-Man to be Rebooted →
News broke yesterday that Spider-Man 4 was to be scrapped, and the franchise rebooted, with the entire cast and crew being replaced. To me, this is insane news and…
Jan 12th
District 9 sequel possible? →
Neill Blomkamp is the director of District 9. District 9 was a science fiction film set in South Africa. On Earth an alien ship lands and is broken into by humans that find…
Jan 11th
Repo Men Preview and Poster →
Repo Men is an R-rated sci-fi action-thriller that is slated to come out April 2, 2010. It stars Jude Law and Forest Whitaker as two repo men for a futuristic company that supplies…
Jan 9th
The Hobbit fiasco →
After the amazing success of The Lord of the Rings trilogy directed by Peter Jackson, it was only a matter of time before The Hobbit would be slated to start. The Hobbit…
Jan 8th
The Hobbit fiasco →
After the amazing success of The Lord of the Rings trilogy directed by Peter Jackson, it was only a matter of time before The Hobbit would be slated to start. The Hobbit…
Jan 8th
The Wolfman Trailer and Poster →
The Wolfman hits theatres February 12, 2010. It is inspired by the classic Universal film that has spawned many horror films of similar ilk since! Staring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony…
Jan 3rd
Youth in Revolt – Red Band Trailer →
Based on C.D. Payne’s hit novel of the same name, Youth in Revolt is the story of Nick Twisp (Michael Cera) changing his life to win the love of Sheeni Saunders (Portia Doubleday)….
Jan 1st
December 2009
4 posts
Warcraft Movie: Update →
After much waiting we finally have some more information on the upcoming video-game adaptation, Warcraft. You guessed it, the film will be adapted from the cult PC game, World of…
Dec 31st
Disney buys Marvel →
It is official, Marvel share holders have approved the merger of Disney and Marvel. The merger will be completed before the market closes today. Lately Marvel has seen great success…
Dec 31st
Sherlock Holmes Review (2009) →
Sherlock Holmes, released Christmas Day 2009, is an action-packed portrayal of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous private detective. Robert Downey Jr. plays the daring detective with…
Dec 30th
Hit-Girl Red band Trailer – Kick Ass →
Every time I see a new Kick-Ass Trailer, the more I think the film is going to kick ass! This new trailer featuring Hit-Girl, played by Chloe Moretz, is absolutely hilarious. I…
Dec 29th
November 2009
5 posts
Warner Brothers launches DVD-2-BLU program →
Warner Brothers has officially launched their new DVD 2 BLU program. This new campaigned is aimed to give people who have previously purchased DVDs a chance to upgrade them to…
Nov 18th
Kick-Ass – Trailer →
So, I just stumbled across this film today, and am very surprised at how much negative feedback it has gotten already. Personally, I thought the trailer for Kick-Ass looks like a…
Nov 17th
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Nov 5th
Damn...
I was doing so well with not neglecting my Tumblr, then it went to pot.  I have good reason for this though, as my time has been taken up by three things:  dealing with my crap job; drinking to forget said job; visits to liver specialist to deal with said drinking. I am now looking for another job, but also thinking of a complete career/life change.  Related:  Anyone looking to hire a...
Nov 5th
October 2009
38 posts
The Men Who Stare at Goats – Trailer →
It is about time that we see a film about “real life” Jedi’s. I for one am very excited about this film, but personally find it very hard to believe that it is based on a true story.
Oct 31st
Psychosis – Poster →
I am a huge sucker for movie posters, and other memorabilia. I think that watching trailers, and looking at all of the marketing material is almost better than watching the actual…
Oct 31st
Site Update →
Hey everyone, just a quick update. We have just made a quick update to our commenting system. Your previous comments will be gone for a while, but dont worry, they will be back and…
Oct 30th
Men in Black 3 →
The last few months have been insane for me, and have not left much time for my baby, MovieGuys. Hopefully I can get back into the swing of things and be able to keep things…
Oct 30th
Oct 21st
Dear Boss
If you want me to do all the things that I have to do, please stop sending me to stupid fucking meetings up and down the country.  Here’s something you may not have learned in your ‘How-to-turn-into-Bill-Lumbergh-from-Office-Space’ seminar:  I can only get things done if I’m actually there to do them! And shockingly, I flunked witchcraft and wizadry before I learned how...
Oct 20th
Beyond Help
Now then, when you get a new follower, does anyone else check back at what you’ve posted to make sure it’s funny/interesting enough to keep them?  No…?  Me neither!  I was just checking you guys didn’t, because… heh… it’d just be weird… and… I would tell you that that’s a weird thing to do… heh… because it’s weird. ...
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
Addictive
crazycolours: Ah that’s how it starts out.  Next thing you know you’ll post GPOYs all day just to keep your tumblrarity above 1000.  Then you’ll realise that high tumblrarity = no life. It’ll take a while though.  I’ll enjoy reading all your posts! I’m over 100 now, 100!!  I want to thank my parents, my brother, my friends, all those people who believed in me.  THIS IS FOR YOU!!
Oct 18th
Plan of Action
My house is a mess.  In fact that’s an insult to messes all over the world.  What this needs is action, immediate action! So what I plan to do is piss about on here for a couple of hours, then watch four hours of football, then maybe have a shave, then dinner, then we’ll see. Because there can be no room for procrastination today!
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
Oh Yeah
I’d forgotten I had movieguys set up as an RSS feed, whoops!  Ah well, double self-promotion is better than no self-promotion!  So say the C-List celebs who populate my newspaper every damn day.
Oct 17th
Edge of Darkness – Trailer →
James Cameron’s upcoming Avatar may be getting all of the hype lately, but there’s one film fast approaching which is exciting me the most - Edge of Darkness. There’s one quite…
Oct 17th
More Shameless Self-Promotion
So, new post on movieguys on the Edge of Darkness trailer.  Check it out: http://www.movieguys.org/movie-trailers/edge-of-darkness-trailer/
Oct 17th
Useless Memory Retention
Why is it that I can’t remember important stuff - birthdays, appointments, the answers to all the questions ever asked on Who Wants to be a Millionaire - yet as soon as Mark Morrison’s Return of the Mack comes on I instantly remember EVERY word and beat?? Seriously brain, you can let some of the lyrics to old songs go, I don’t mind.  Hell, write off all of the 80s and early 90s...
Oct 17th
Tumblr T-Shirts
God those are some ugly fucking models aren’t they? Wait, did I just waltz into another heated discussion again?  Whoops, I’ll just sit over here by the curtains and not look at anyone or touch anything. Ooh is that dip?
Oct 17th
Addictive
So, to someone who previously abused his tumblr (i.e. me) as a neglected twitter-bin, getting up to the lofty(!) heights of 59 tumblarity is addictive!  This shit is like crack.  Get out, get out now while you still can! Who knew I was such a popularity whore.  Oh yeah, everyone whose path I’ve ever crossed.
Oct 17th
Reblog if you've never seen Fight Club.
coyotesqrl: anotherangle: lilfoot: Because I sure haven’t. I hate boxing, or any violent movie.No intentions of seeing it, I’m a sci-fi nut… Shockingly, I’ve never seen it. Read the book - thought it was serviceable but not the manifesto for a generation some people seem to think - and will probably eventually catch the film. Can I just chip in with my two pennies worth of not wanted...
Oct 17th
All Men Suck
So it seems married men who lie about it are getting a bit of a kicking on here tonight. In their defense, their wives are horrible, horrible people, and their kids are REALLY annoying. And how do you know they’re not in polygamous relationships? Pre-judgers all of you! What, not funny? Arse.
Oct 17th
Reblog with your ninja name.
So I had JUST added my ninja name when I turned on the TV and The Last Samurai was the first thing that came on.  Coincidence??  I think not!  So I take my leave now, I go to be a highly-trained assassin. Pray you never see me again…
Oct 16th
Reblog with your ninja name.
xntrek: luckyshirt: alwaysmemberneverforget: poisonedkiss: A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J- zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O- mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T- chi U- do V- ru W- mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi You may call me…Mikashitafu. I shortened mine to just “kilukushi”! Tadomimefu Man, I would get my ass kicked EVERY DAY at ninja school with a name like that. ...
Oct 16th
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A wee bit nervous
crazycolours: If people don’t know me, and want to know a bit more about me, sometimes other people who do know me will direct them to my tumblr for them to find out about me.  You get me? This makes me a wee bit nervous.  Crazycolours is someone who is secret from real life people.  A bunch of imaginary people know Crazycolours’ real name and I don’t mind that. Just because I don’t want...
Oct 16th
A Little Late Secret Tumblr
You suck. I suck. They suck. We suck. This sucks. Airlocks suck… when opened… though technically the air is being blown rather than sucked… this tends to happen if you’re in a film set in space… like Aliens… or Event Horizon… or Sunshine… why are all these astronauts so careless, aren’t they supposed to be geniuses… the plural...
Oct 15th
Awesome Movie Stuff!!!
Ok now I’ve got your attention, please check out the site I just published my first film article to on www.movieguys.org.  Mine is the review of The Damned United. The site is still picking up, so come have a look and increase our audience!  New post coming soon on the Edge of Darkness trailer. Shameless self-promotion over.  I thank you…
Oct 15th